"car to good home"

Priceless! (in regards to peoples' pet "re-homing" ads on Craigslist)
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/pet/1103560827.html
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"car to good home"

Car to good home. Asking for a "re-homing" fee of $6730 to ensure a proper home and to recoup some of the things that I bought for it:

1. Car - I paid $1500 for it ten years ago - has 150,000 miles on it.
2. Oil changes its had in those ten years: $1200
3. Tires - I've bought 5 sets for it at $400/set = $2000
4. Gasoline - I recently filled it up with gasoline: $30
5. Other expenses - $2000 I care about this car so much and want to ensure it goes to a proper home. I prefer that it be garage kept with its parking brake on when not in use so that it doesn't wander. I have to find my car a new home because I am allergic to its interior.

Sound familiar?

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Some people don't understand the meaning of sarcasm. Response(s) I've received:

"get real ain't nobody in their right mind gonna pay that kind of money when you only paid 1500 ten yrs. ago"