CONFORMATIONAL NIGHTMARES

AN EXAMPLE OF A HORSE WITH GOOD CONFORMATION:

"REHOBETH" owned by CNG Sporthorses

CONFORMATIONAL NIGHTMARES:

"Beautiful buckskin gelding"

Check out that back, rump, those legs, that neck...

This poor horse is nothing more than peoples' want of a teeny tiny smallest possible miniature horse:

Horse training ad....

This is the ad, only the phone has been changed to protect the idiot...


Anybody who is looking for there horse to be trained just found the right add! $600 a month for training your horse just about anything you want. Jumping, Western Pleasure, Hunter Under Saddle, Draft, Reining, Bareback, Barrel Racing and many more! Call 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX. Ask for Raelyn. For the $600 dolors you get, a privet run, stall and I will ride your horse 5 days a week about 1 hour + each time. Don't pass this up. Also lessons for $25 an hour in anything that you want!!! English, Western, Bareback, Ect. Ages 7+ for lessons. Any level. Under PEDIGREE are some of the horses I have trained. I have worked with and trained over 200+ horses. Under Sire and Dam are my two horses, Midge and Jack. Thouse are the horses I use for lessons. Jack is used for, High Advanced Show Jumping, Dressage, Pole Bending, Hunter Under Saddle, Bareback, Racing/Speed, Ground Work, Lung Line, Cross Country, Hunter Jump, Steeple Chase and Barrel Racing. Midge is used for, Western Pleasure, Reining, Bareback, Low Beginner Jumping and Hunter Under Saddle. Both horses can trail ride. Jack is a 18.3hh Reg Spotted Draft Gelding 6y/o. Tri Colored. He can jump 5.6ft. 1st place WINNER. He has had 900+ days training. Midge is a 14.hh Mustang/Haflinger Mare 3y/o Red Dun. Perfect under saddle. 60+ days training. Jack and Midge ARE NOT FOR SALE!!!! There my horses forever. I am also looking for a horse that I can use for lessons. Any breed is fine. Stallion, mare, gelding it doesn't matter as long as there good under saddle. I would only use him/her about 2 hours a week. Not looking to buy another, just to use one. I will give free lessions 2 hours a week on one of my horses if I can use one of your for lessons twice a week. Once again my number is 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Have fun reading.

hi! so your serius..
i have a dog

*obediante
*never atacted be4/only on comante .but never
*loving
*beautiful gorgeus
*over protective so other dogs unless puppies
black body white patch on the chest and paws
D.O.G

unfortunantly i have to give my dog up im a student and have taken in way more then what i can handle. the only people qualifide to have my dog is either and elderly person or a breader.i would never let my dog fall into the wrong hands. theres no price on my baby im satifided as long as she goes to a good home i mean shes to good to settel for abusers so shes free to a good home.

her name is panda
aka my little pandoras box!
if you are loving you are qualifide

thx,jeniffer

"warmed pupps"

ok look i have a cuple of puppys left if your interested ill send you the pictures

male and females
pitbull
warmed
to a good home
just 100$
the are ready to share the love.

Scammers

I posted an ad on Craigslist offering advice to someone. This is a response I received:

RES: Hello,I just want to know if you are still in search of a pets cuz i have some puppies here with me that will be of your test okay so if still interested then just get back to me on(jessicawilliams2@yahoocom)for more information's on how to get these lovely puppies to your home okay.
Thanks.

ME: Thank you. I have sent your e-mail and IP address to the authorities for fraud considering my ad had nothing to do with wanting an animal.

RES: Hello Dear,
We understand how you feel sending money and not getting your puppy at the end but we just want to assure you that this is not what you think okay?We are full flesh Christian that won't stoop that low as to cheat on people from their hard Earned Money. All we are interested in is a loving and caring home for Our Puppy and as you have assured us that you are going to take very good care of them,we have just trusted you with no fear. Now all we want from you is just your simple Trust and with this you will be able to see your Dreams of getting this Puppy come true,It's a Promise we are making to you okay?The money that you are about sending is to enable us pay for the of the shipping and Delivery Fee of this puppy so that this Puppy could be shipped over to you and you will be able to show this Puppy the love and care that you have promised them.We are not asking this money for our own personal use because we are giving this puppy out just for adoption and not for sale okay. We have great respect and dignity for Our family that we won't bring down the respect and dignity of our Family just to cheat on people.Never Shall we do that!! Because is awful and not in Our religion. We will just want you to give us your full trust and you will have these puppies shipped over to you.Anywhere the decision of you having our puppy now lies in your hands.
Thanks and hoping to read from you Soonest.

(WOW! A full "flesh" Christian.)

Craigslist Dumb Horse people

Atlanta's Craigslist:

"22 MO COLT PERLINO RIDDEN ONCE - $600 "
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/grd/1116275969.html
(Ad may or may not be disabled)

PERLINO WHITE WITH BLUE EYES THROWS BUCKSKINS, HALF SADDLEBRED HALF QUARTER HORSE. PICTURE IS WHEN HE WAS A YEAR OLD. SWEET TEMPERMENT $600.00 WILL TAKE BEST OFFER.

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*** In case anyone forgot, 22 months old = 1 year and 10 months, and already he's being bred and ridden. Nice.

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Crazy CL People

Woman posted about getting a puppy from an Animal Shelter that later died of Parvo (exposure at the shelter).

MY RESPONSE:

Are you talking about xxxx County Humane Society? I adopted a puppy from them 7 years ago. He came with a free vet check at a participating vet. I took him there, the vet haphazardly looked over him - said he was fine. A week later, I noticed he wasn't acting funny and took him to my (then) regular vet (I was a college student, and my regular vet was 5 hours away). My regular vet diagnosed him with severe ear mites that he probably had since he was born and lucky he wasn't deaf, a staph infection he had for awhile since before I had him, and mange. I spent $2000 in attempted treatment for this puppy, but he wasn't getting any better, and, back then, the medication for mange was quite severe and it broke down his system. We ended up euthanizing him when he wasn't getting better, but worse.

Hall County and the "participating vets" are jokes! They had the audacity to send me a "Why isn't your pet neutered yet" letter. I had my veterinarian answer them.

The BEST vet in that area, however, is the Murrayville Vet clinic! I took the above mentioned puppy to the Dahlonega Vet Hospital. After that incident, I never took any pets back there again. When I had my Doberman, I took her to Murrayville. They are inexpensive, and they truly care about the animals.

HER RESPONSE:

Yes Im talking about xxxx Co. They told me within 10 days if they get sick I can bring them back so their clinic can look at them.. A long time ago they gave me a free vet visit certificate but not this time. The vet there didnt even tell me about the parvo... I think he was trying to play it off but the person that actually euthanizes them told me about how many have been coming back in the last 2 weeks because of parvo.

MY RESPONSE:

That's B.S. The clinical symptoms of Parvo don't show up until 7-10 days after exposure so the 10-day rule wouldn't work anyways.

HER RESPONSE:

Do you research bud, it shows 7-10 days NORMALLY. Which means in MOST cases........ not ALL! All dogs react to things differently.

So since in pollen season, everyone that has an allergy to pollen should be sick RIGHT now???? No. Its different with every person same as a dog.

Grow up and get a life. This was specifically made to warn others from their shelter not bring childish criticism.
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I mean, really....what a weirdo. I was merely telling her that the animal shelter's "10-day return policy" wouldn't work with puppies that contracted Parvo at the shelter. I love the trademark sign off with Craigslisters, "Get a life."

*Shakes head*